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Two and a Half Men
CBS · 2003–2015 · Ended
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Two and a Half Men is a Comedy series that premiered in 2003 on CBS and ended in 2015, per TVmaze.
Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to...
Two and a Half Men ended on Feb 19, 2015 after 12 seasons.
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Episodes
262 episodes across 12 seasons.
Season 1 24 episodes
1PilotSep 22, 2003
2Big Flappy BastardsSep 29, 2003
3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct 6, 2003
4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a NapOct 13, 2003
5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a HumpOct 20, 2003
6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct 27, 2003
7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov 3, 2003
8Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-fulNov 10, 2003
9Phase One, CompleteNov 17, 2003
10Merry ThanksgivingNov 24, 2003
11Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec 15, 2003
12Camel Filters + PheromonesJan 5, 2004
13Sarah Like Puny AlanJan 12, 2004
14I Can't Afford HyenasFeb 2, 2004
15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)Feb 9, 2004
16That Was Saliva, Alan (2)Feb 16, 2004
17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsFeb 23, 2004
18An Old Flame with a New WickMar 1, 2004
19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar 22, 2004
20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr 19, 2004
21No Sniffing, No WowingMay 3, 2004
22My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMay 10, 2004
23Just Like BuffaloMay 17, 2004
24Can You Feel My Finger?May 24, 2004
Season 2 24 episodes
1Back Off, Mary PoppinsSep 20, 2004
2Enjoy Those Garlic BallsSep 27, 2004
3A Bag Full of JaweaOct 4, 2004
4Go Get Mommy's BraOct 11, 2004
5Bad News from the Clinic?Oct 18, 2004
6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceOct 25, 2004
7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaNov 8, 2004
8Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersNov 15, 2004
9Yes, MonsignorNov 22, 2004
10The Salmon Under My SweaterNov 29, 2004
11Last Chance to See Those TattoosDec 13, 2004
12A Lung Full of AlanJan 3, 2005
13Zejdz Zmoich WlosowJan 17, 2005
14Those Big Pink Things with CoconutsJan 31, 2005
15Smell the Umbrella StandFeb 7, 2005
16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?Feb 14, 2005
17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!Feb 21, 2005
18It was 'Mame,' MomMar 7, 2005
19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping NoiseMar 21, 2005
20I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyApr 18, 2005
21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnMay 2, 2005
22That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherMay 9, 2005
23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabMay 16, 2005
24Does This Smell Funny to You?May 23, 2005
Season 3 24 episodes
1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsSep 19, 2005
2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverSep 26, 2005
3Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkOct 3, 2005
4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward BoobsOct 10, 2005
5We Called It Mr. PinkyOct 17, 2005
6Hi, Mr. Horned OneOct 24, 2005
7Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopNov 7, 2005
8That Voodoo That I Do DoNov 14, 2005
9Madame and Her Special FriendNov 21, 2005
10Something Salted and TwistedNov 28, 2005
11Santa's Village of the DamnedDec 19, 2005
12That Special TugJan 9, 2006
13Humiliation Is a Visual MediumJan 23, 2006
14Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedFeb 6, 2006
15My Tongue Is MeatFeb 27, 2006
16Ergo, the Booty CallMar 6, 2006
17The Unfortunate Little SchnauserMar 13, 2006
18The Spit-Covered CobblerMar 20, 2006
19Golly Moses, She's a MuffinApr 10, 2006
20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroApr 24, 2006
21And the Plot MoistensMay 1, 2006
22Just Once with Aunt SophieMay 8, 2006
23Arguments for the QuickieMay 15, 2006
24That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeMay 22, 2006
Season 4 24 episodes
1Working for CaligulaSep 18, 2006
2Who's Vod Kanockers?Sep 25, 2006
3The Sea Is a Harsh MistressOct 2, 2006
4A Pot Smoking MonkeyOct 9, 2006
5A Live Woman of Proven FertilityOct 16, 2006
6Apologies for the FrivolityOct 23, 2006
7Repeated Blows to His Unformed HeadNov 6, 2006
8Release the DogsNov 13, 2006
9Corey's Been Dead for an HourNov 20, 2006
10Kissing Abraham LincolnNov 27, 2006
11Walnuts and DemerolDec 11, 2006
12Castrating Sheep in MontanaJan 8, 2007
13Don't Worry, Speed RacerJan 22, 2007
14That's Summer Sausage, Not SalamiFeb 5, 2007
15My Damn StalkerFeb 12, 2007
16Young People Have Phlegm TooFeb 19, 2007
17I Merely Slept with a CommieFeb 26, 2007
18It Never Rains in HootervilleMar 19, 2007
19Smooth As a Ken DollApr 9, 2007
20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a LotApr 16, 2007
21Tucked, Taped and GorgeousApr 23, 2007
22Mr. McGlue's FeedbagApr 30, 2007
23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookinMay 7, 2007
24Prostitutes and GelatoMay 14, 2007
Season 5 19 episodes
1Large Birds, Spiders and MomSep 24, 2007
2Media Room Slash DungeonOct 1, 2007
3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy DooOct 8, 2007
4City of Great RacksOct 15, 2007
5Putting Swim Fins on a CatOct 22, 2007
6Help Daddy Find His ToenailOct 29, 2007
7Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest RoomNov 5, 2007
8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?Nov 12, 2007
9Tight's GoodNov 19, 2007
10Kinda Like NecrophiliaNov 26, 2007
11Meander to Your DanderMar 17, 2008
12A Little Clammy and None Too FreshMar 24, 2008
13The Soil Is MoistMar 31, 2008
14Winky-Dink TimeApr 14, 2008
15Rough Night in Hump JunctionApr 21, 2008
16Look at Me, Mommy, I'm PrettyApr 28, 2008
17Fish in a DrawerMay 5, 2008
18If My Hole Could TalkMay 12, 2008
19Waiting for the Right SnapperMay 19, 2008
Season 6 24 episodes
1Taterhead Is Our Love ChildSep 22, 2008
2Pie Hole, HerbSep 29, 2008
3Damn You, Eggs BenedictOct 6, 2008
4The Flavin' and the Mavin'Oct 13, 2008
5A Jock Strap in HellOct 20, 2008
6It's Always Nazi WeekNov 3, 2008
7Best H.O. Money Can BuyNov 10, 2008
8Pinocchio's MouthNov 17, 2008
9The Mooch at the BooNov 24, 2008
10He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedDec 8, 2008
11The Devil's LubeDec 15, 2008
12Thank God for ScoliosisJan 12, 2009
13I Think You Offended DonJan 19, 2009
14David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieFeb 2, 2009
15I'd Like to Start with the CatFeb 9, 2009
16She'll Still Be Dead at HalftimeMar 2, 2009
17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?Mar 9, 2009
18My Son's Enormous HeadMar 16, 2009
19The Two Finger RuleMar 30, 2009
20Hello, I Am Alan CousteauApr 13, 2009
21Above Exalted CyclopsApr 27, 2009
22Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxMay 4, 2009
23Good Morning, Mrs. ButterworthMay 11, 2009
24Baseball with Better SteroidsMay 18, 2009
Season 7 22 episodes
1818-jklpuzoSep 21, 2009
2Whipped Unto the Third GenerationSep 28, 2009
3Mmm, Fish. Yum.Oct 5, 2009
4Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorOct 12, 2009
5For the Sake of the ChildOct 19, 2009
6Give Me Your ThumbNov 2, 2009
7Untainted by FilthNov 9, 2009
8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Nov 16, 2009
9Captain Terry's Spray-On HairNov 23, 2009
10That's Why They Call It Ball RoomDec 7, 2009
11Warning, It's DirtyDec 14, 2009
12Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteJan 11, 2010
13Yay, No Polyps!Jan 18, 2010
14Crude and Uncalled ForFeb 1, 2010
15Aye, Aye, CaptainFeb 8, 2010
16Tinkle Like a PrincessMar 1, 2010
17I Found Your MoustacheMar 8, 2010
18Ixnay on the Oggie DayMar 22, 2010
19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveApr 12, 2010
20I Called Him MagooMay 10, 2010
21Gumby with a PokeyMay 17, 2010
22This Is Not Gonna End WellMay 24, 2010
Season 8 16 episodes
1Three Girls and a Guy Named BudSep 20, 2010
2A Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerSep 27, 2010
3A Pudding-Filled CactusOct 4, 2010
4Hookers, Hookers, HookersOct 11, 2010
5The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelOct 18, 2010
6Twanging Your Magic ClangerOct 25, 2010
7The Crazy Bitch GazetteNov 1, 2010
8Springtime on a StickNov 8, 2010
9A Good Time in Central AfricaNov 15, 2010
10Ow, Ow, Don't StopNov 22, 2010
11Dead from the Waist DownDec 6, 2010
12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadDec 13, 2010
13Skunk, Dog, Crap and KetchupJan 3, 2011
14Lookin' for Japanese SubsJan 17, 2011
15Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakFeb 7, 2011
16That Darn PriestFeb 14, 2011
Season 9 24 episodes
1Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSep 19, 2011
2People Who Love PeepholesSep 26, 2011
3Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOct 3, 2011
4Nine Magic FingersOct 10, 2011
5A Giant Cat Holding a ChurroOct 17, 2011
6The Squat and the HoverOct 24, 2011
7Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOct 31, 2011
8Thank You for the IntercourseNov 7, 2011
9Frodo's HeadshotsNov 14, 2011
10A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNov 21, 2011
11What a Lovely Landing StripDec 5, 2011
12One False Move, Zimbabwe!Dec 12, 2011
13Slowly and in a Circular FashionJan 2, 2012
14A Possum on ChemoJan 16, 2012
15The Duchess of Dull-in-SackFeb 6, 2012
16Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFeb 13, 2012
17Not in My Mouth!Feb 20, 2012
18The War Against GingivitisFeb 27, 2012
19Palmdale, EchMar 19, 2012
20Grandma's PieApr 9, 2012
21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'Apr 16, 2012
22Why We Gave Up WomenApr 30, 2012
23The Straw in My Donut HoleMay 7, 2012
24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!May 14, 2012
Season 10 23 episodes
1I Changed My Mind About the MilkSep 27, 2012
2A Big Bag of DogOct 4, 2012
3Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittOct 11, 2012
4You Do Know What the Lollipop's ForOct 18, 2012
5That's Not What They Call It in AmsterdamOct 25, 2012
6Ferrets, Attack!Nov 1, 2012
7Avoid the Chinese MustardNov 8, 2012
8Something My Gynecologist SaidNov 15, 2012
9I Scream When I PeeNov 29, 2012
10One Nut JohnsonDec 6, 2012
11Give Santa a Tail-HoleDec 13, 2012
12Welcome to AlancrestJan 3, 2013
13Grab a Feather and Get in LineJan 10, 2013
14Run, Steven Staven! Run!Jan 31, 2013
15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItFeb 7, 2013
16Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyFeb 14, 2013
17Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesFeb 21, 2013
18The 9:04 from PembertonMar 7, 2013
19Big Episode. Someone Stole a SpoonMar 14, 2013
20Bazinga! That's from a TV ShowApr 4, 2013
21Another Night with Neil DiamondApr 25, 2013
22My Bodacious VidaliaMay 2, 2013
23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedMay 9, 2013
Season 11 22 episodes
1NangnangnangnangSep 26, 2013
2I Think I Banged Lucille BallOct 3, 2013
3This Unblessed BiscuitOct 10, 2013
4Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankOct 17, 2013
5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Oct 24, 2013
6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsNov 7, 2013
7Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieNov 14, 2013
8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Nov 21, 2013
9Numero Uno Accidente LawyerDec 5, 2013
10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!Dec 12, 2013
11Tazed in the Lady NutsJan 2, 2014
12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Jan 9, 2014
13Bite Me, Supreme CourtJan 30, 2014
14Three Fingers of Crème de MentheFeb 6, 2014
15Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinFeb 27, 2014
16How to Get Rid of Alan HarperMar 6, 2014
17Welcome Home, JakeMar 13, 2014
18West Side StoryApr 3, 2014
19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding ShangApr 10, 2014
20Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaApr 24, 2014
21Dial 1-900-Mix-a-LotMay 1, 2014
22Oh WALD-E, Good Times AheadMay 8, 2014
Season 12 16 episodes
1The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct 30, 2014
2A Chic Bar in IbizaNov 6, 2014
3Glamping in a YurtNov 13, 2014
4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov 20, 2014
5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov 27, 2014
6Alan Shot a Little GirlDec 4, 2014
7Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec 11, 2014
8Family, Bublé, Deep-fried TurkeyDec 18, 2014
9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan 8, 2015
10Here I Come, Pants!Jan 15, 2015
11For Whom the Booty CallsJan 22, 2015
12A Beer-Battered Rip-OffJan 29, 2015
13Boompa Loved His HookersFeb 5, 2015
14Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb 12, 2015
15Of Course He's Dead - Part OneFeb 19, 2015
16Of Course He's Dead - Part TwoFeb 19, 2015
Questions about Two and a Half Men
How many episodes does Two and a Half Men have?
Two and a Half Men has 262 episodes across 12 seasons, according to TVmaze.
Is Two and a Half Men still going?
Two and a Half Men ended on Feb 19, 2015 after 12 seasons.
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